Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Isn't Automation Super?

I get it now...You need to buy every product to figure out what the image is!
It's like a puzzle.

Fishing Nets Ocean tie
Fishing Nets Ocean by lifesphere
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

You Suck At Zazzle No.7.

Well, the hate-mail has begun to arrive. I decided to switch gears a bit and try to look at things from a new perspective.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Oh, Say Can You See?

Not a product, but a shop banner that I really can't get my head around.
Am I supposed to guess what these words are?

Three Words: Genius!

Using stills from movies that are still in theaters! That is such a great idea, it should be outlawed!

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Creepy Crawler.

Somebody call the Special Victims Unit!

What's A Hest?

I looked this word up in the dictionary. It's still not funny.

Girl in a Heist - THE HEIST COLLECTION shirt
Girl in a Heist - THE HEIST COLLECTION by shunkashuutou
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90,000 Products And Growing.

Lifesphere may be one of the greatest Spazzlers in existence. From what I can tell, this person is alphabetically pulling images from and loading them to every product Zazzle has.

That's How I Voted Too!

Search Google. Slap on product. Repeat.
I love the title of the "design'.

Dude... Pass the Bong

Congrats man... you'll be going home along tonight. Again.

What the heck is wrong with people? Seriously.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Chicken McSuckats.

Deep fried shit, with a side of Google Image Search. Yum!

Drawing A Blank.

Is this just over my head? I WANT to believe that this sucks but I think I just had stroke. What?
This Shop opened in March of 2007. Last update? March of 2007.



Saturday, August 8, 2009

Bogus At Two O' Clock!

I know when I want to purchase a low resolution screen-shot of a You Tube video of a heads-up display, this is the first store I will visit.

Yes, Hers are Bigger

Okay... taking a picture off the Facebook page of your dormmate and slapping it on a t-shirt is NOT generally a good idea. Although I have to admit - the picture is pretty funny.

Friday, August 7, 2009

I broke u face

This one has it all. Style. Class. Good Spelling. What more could you want in a t-shirt?

You better buy it or I'll break your hart. And he's face will get broke 2.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hope And Change

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind about trying to sell any one of these designs.

I can't wait for the movie!

This is stunning illustration! I would love to see this character made into a Disney film!

It Must Be Modern

I have no idea what this is, or means but there is an entire "series" of them.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Self Evident Design.

Hopefully, there are people out there that love crap as much as you love creating it. This will be a huge seller!


I'm getting one of these for my niece. She just loves vaginas!

I love vaginas shirt
I love vaginas by Shirtuosity
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But Where Can I Find One?

This is actually a pretty good design. If you are interested in checking it out, just go to the Zazzle T-shirt Marketplace and check out page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, or 23. Then skip past pages 24 and 25. Pick up again on pages 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 and 42.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The One Thousand Dollar Button.

Apparently, there are still some Zazzle shopkeepers that do not understand the furor over what has come to be referred to as "Spazzle". For the uninitiated, Spazzle is any form of spamming the marketplace with products that are for one reason or another completely unsellable. This button is a good example.

This shop has over 30,000 items in it. Ten times the amount of products I have available across all of my shops. He is selling this button at $4.40 USD, not that anyone would ever buy it. Think of the server space that is being chewed up by shops like this all across Zazzle.
Let's crunch some numbers:
1,596,270,108 people, approximately 23% of the world population have Internet access.
Eighty-Five percent of these people also shop online. That's 1,356,829,591 people.
In May there were over 2,500,000 visitors to Zazzle.
Let's say only One percent of those people have similar surfing habits as I do and will leave the site immediately if they see something offensive, or of questionable quality. Keep in mind that most shoppers have no idea how these products are created and must be put-off when they see products like this. Is it a computer glitch? Is it a complete lack of quality control? Is it worth taking a chance that the product I wanted to order may end-up looking like that? That's 25,0000 people per month (300,000 per year, 822 per day) , that will go away and stay away from Zazzle forever. (Again, only if they shop like I do.)
Let's put that in dollar terms. If only half of those people would have bought just a single button at $2.80 USD That is $420,000.00 USD per year that no shop keeper on Zazzle will get a shot at.
So how much does a button like this really cost?
It costs you and I $1,150.68 daily.
That is one expensive button!

I Wanted Cafe Latte. This Is Crappy, I Say.

This is promoted as a High School and Kids Mug!
I don't get it. No High School..No Kids..I'm lost.

Stay Icy Bro!

The description says, "this hat keeps you crispy and tells it like it is"

Really, what the hell does that mean? Crispy? Isn't that what happens when you BURN something? But you have icicles on your lettering. And what the fuck does the phrase "tells it like it is" mean? Are you implying that some hats lie? But this one doesn't?

And you spelled "icy" wrong you dumb dipshit.

icey hat
icey by liltrip111
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Monday, August 3, 2009

Monkey Porn II Revenge Of The Idiot.

The first film was far superior. Monkey Porn Two is a cheap knock-off.
Just like this shirt!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

I Don't Think You're a Bitch, I Think Your an Idiot

The description says, "joke". I'm not sure what the joke is. OK, let's get out the red pen and make some corrections...

You spelled "your" wrong. In this usage, it's a contraction of the words "you" and "are", giving you "you're". Honestly, it that really hard to remember? Really?

And for fucks sake, you freakin' spelled "born" wrong! It's got four freakin' letters in it, and you managed to screw it up. It's B O R N.

I'm not even going to TRY to examine the grammar... that's just a hot mess. What the hell does the phrase actually MEAN? Read the sentence out loud and tell me it makes any sense at all...

"I don't think your a bitch I think you were bron that way."


Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Mysterious Farmers

I don't get it. What the heck is this supposed to mean?